《鹤立前踢》F0300000019 · 2024年7月29日摄于日本大分别府八汤温泉酒店

临近小学毕业，英语老师叫学生给学校食堂写个评价。忍了六年的闹同学咬咬牙还是忍了，只是讲了一个故事：

Harry Potter came to Hogwarts.

Dumbledore said, "We have some new food from a Muggle school, YPBS. Everyone can try some."

Harry Potter: "I have had a lot of Muggle food at my uncle's." Then he tried a tiny little bit.

Lord Voldemort was happy, because:

Harry Potter was dead.